With all of late-night TV nonetheless off the air because the WGA strike began six weeks in the past, former and aspiring late-night host Chelsea Handler has stepped in to fill the void with social media movies like this one, during which she rants about outdated males having infants whereas in her pajamas.
“There’s a brand new epidemic sweeping the nation and no, it’s not one other virus,” Handler says within the new video. “It’s worse: Attractive Outdated Males Who Received’t Cease Spreading Their Seed.”
Particularly, the proudly childless comic zeroes in on Al Pacino and Robert De Niro, together with the considerably youthful however much more prolific Alec Baldwin and Elon Musk, who “by no means met a damaged condom they didn’t like.” Handler counts 32 offspring between these 4 males alone.
“So how will we defend the ladies of the world from sexy outdated males?” she asks, earlier than presenting her plan to place herself “up for public sale for any octogenarians” who need to be with a lady who will not be going to bear their little one.
“Attractive outdated males,” Handler concludes, “it’s by no means well worth the cash.”
For extra, take heed to Chelsea Handler on The Final Chuckle podcast.